Thursday, April 17, 2008

Peacemaker of the Year Award Goes to....

Katharine Schori! Yes, that's right! Hey, kids! Cap'n Bill here! Ready for some more cartoons? Today we turn to the funnies in the Palm Beach Daily News. Here look at the pictures. See the woman dressed like a pope? She's got a lot of very, very funny things to say. Read along with me kids!

"Schori defines herself as a peacemaker." (That's not what the inhibited bishops or congregations having to raise defense funds to pay lawyers are saying) Here's another real funny joke kids:

"The reality is there is a small segment of the Episcopal Church that is very upset about issues of sexuality," Jefferts Schori said. "But it's small. It's very noisy." (Hardey-har-har!)

"My sense is the vast majority in the middle of the spectrum in the Episcopal Church may or may not agree with the decisions of the general convention about issues of human sexuality, but they see other things are far more important to their identity as Episcopalians, to their mission in ministry as Episcopalians in the world. And they are going to live with it and keep moving."

That's right. Keep moving, nothing to see here! Ha hah!

For most members of the church, there are far more pressing issues, Jefferts Schori said.

OK! This is enough funny stuff! Can't take it. Please, stop! Seriously, if you want to know what is really going on and just how much a peacemaker Schori is go here.

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